Ernie Hartt

Crew Chief
States of Enlightenment: Oklahoma (2002), Indiana (2003), Wisconsin (2004), New Jersey (2004), New Hampshire (2004), Iowa (2004), Nevada (2004), Tennessee (2005), Louisiana (2005), Utah (2006), Wyoming (2006)
Other: too numerous to mention

Ernie is a hot-air balloonist and teaches high school.


Do I dare to eat a peach?

Returning through the space-time portal to his home world.

 

 

The Ernie Cycle

 

i. The Ernie Rap

by Notorious Pink Hat

 

My name is Ernie and balloons is what I'm doing

Sometime I'm flying and sometimes I'm crewing

But if it's on the ground, or if it's in the air

You can recognize me by this PINK HAT that I wear

Hey Yaay Unh Unh ERNIE ERNIE

Hey Yaay Unh Unh PINK HAT

 

Ballooning may seem kinda scary to y'all

But I fly 'way too low to kill me if I fall

An' if that makes you wonder where my head is at

You can look for it under the BRIGHT PINK HAT

Hey Yaay Unh Unh ERNIE ERNIE

Hey Yaay Unh Unh PINK HAT

 

States of Enlightenment